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BASEMENT BOOK SHELF: “Mail-Order Mysteries” by Kirk Demarais

A few years ago I was browsing through Amazon. I had some gift cards to spend and I came across an interesting book called “Mail-Order Mysteries: Real Stuff from Old Comic Book Ads!” by Kirk Demarais. Growing up in the 70s, I was addicted to comics My favorite were those put out by Marvel and the colorful ads advertising the coolest stuff ever. This is a part of my childhood that I will never forget.

When I found this book on Amazon, it was a no-brainer. I had to have it! I immediately ordered “Mail-Order Mysteries: Real Stuff from Old Comic Book Ads!” and was not disappointed. Though it is not a huge book (only 156 pages), it really packs in the information. I vividly remember asking my mom if I could order the haunted house bank or the 7-foot monster, with the intent of scaring my little brother. She knew though…this stuff was mostly junk and not worth the $1 they were charging (plus 35 cents shipping). Of course, that haunted house bank is a different story.

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My mom eventually let my brother and I order the 100 piece toy soldier set shipped in its own footlocker! Of course in small print was the word “pasteboard” footlocker, something barely strong enough to ship anything in. Needless to say, 6-8 weeks later, when our armies arrived, they were mostly broken. And those that weren’t looked horrible! Instead of the three-dimensional army men we were used to buying in the local drug store, what we received were figures you could only look at from the side as they were as thin as the base!

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As a comic collector I started buying back-issues from the 60’s and the ads from back then were just as fun, but featured items us kids of the 70’s no longer had access to! “Mail-Order Mysteries” brings all of these ads back to you. You could order pet raccoons…monkeys…and these cool submarines, tanks and rocket ships big enough to fit you and one of your friends! These featured electronically lit control panels, firing missiles and everything you would need for hours of imaginative play! And get this…they only cost $6.98 (plus 75 cents shipping). Of course they were just made of fibreboard but in my opinion, even though I never had the pleasure of owning one, I bet they were still fun!

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The actual “Jet Rocket Space Ship”!

I cannot recommend “Mail-Order Mysteries: Real Stuff from Old Comic Book Ads!” enough. What it does beautifully is recapture the innocence of our youth. I believe this innocence is lost on children growing up today. For each item covered the original ad for the item is shown. Then there is a brief description of what a child may think the ad was saying and then a picture of what you would actually receive. Granted, a lot of the actual items received fell far short of what we thought was being advertise.

Wasn’t it a great feeling back then to think you could buy an eye creature that you could actually control? Or Sea-Monkeys that actually looked like little amphibious people? Times have changed, and not always for the better. Though comic books are still going strong, the ads are not. At least we do have this book to fall back on and to help relive a time that no longer exists. Unfortunately, at the time of this writing this book is out of print. Used copies can be found though on Amazon and eBay.

Don’t forget to read the other blogs in my BASEMENT BOOK SHELF series.

~David Albaugh

One thought on “BASEMENT BOOK SHELF: “Mail-Order Mysteries” by Kirk Demarais

  1. Many thanks for this, David! I recall ordering the set of toy soldiers as a kid, and rather liked them and enjoyed playing with them.

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